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GOODNIGHT OREGON (14)

  • Writer: Natalie Christensen
    Natalie Christensen
  • Dec 11, 2025
  • 4 min read

A TRUBUTE TO MY MOTHER (I his mom, added that)


Good e'en wonderful family and friends and close associates of whom I hath met, 

I hath been yearning to know if thou week hast been especially exquisite. I cherish the verity of mine own week to have been quite sumptuous. With it being the twelveth month of the year, twenty thousand and twenty five, it is paramount that thou must inquiry more about the birth of our savior Christ. As it is, the month we jubulantly festoon of His marvelous birth. 

However before mine writings continued, I hath sensed an abnormally large bewilderment from an extensive portion of some about the tongue of which I speak concerning this electronic letter. Fear not! For it came to pass that it was mine own mother who hath spake to me saying: 

"My dear wonderful, handsome, and wise son of whom I hath raised for just shy of one score. CAN YOU STOP USING TEEN SLANG IN YOUR EMAILS!?"

Now it came to pass that insomuch as it pains me to speak against mine own mother I hath opt for these writings as thou see before ye. I wisheth now to speak to her plainly. Thus, I beg thy hearing for this query, 

Mother, doth my writings of which I hath made meet thy need? To which she must surely hath thinketh, "Nay! For I am Natalie Christensen. As such nothing in mine eyes can ever be seen as perfect enough save it be for mine husband's personality of which I cannot say all the things as theres't be too much to say regarding him." ;)

Thus I make an end of my writings in hopes that my words hath sparked an eternal flame of hope and improvement to thoes who feast upon these words. Amen.


This joke was used for entertainment purposes and by no means was it meant to make fun of a certain message I got from a particular person in regards to my last email. It also took me an hour to write it so please laugh.


Till we meet again Myrtle Creek.

     It seems like yesterday I just got here and now I'm leaving? I can't catch a break can I? Well it's been a great adventure out here in Oregon. I've learned a lot. I've met some wonderful people and I'm not sure if I am ready for Korea. There are 2 people out here on baptismal date and hopefully 1 more on the way. It's sad ill miss that but it's good to know that I directly touched many hearts while ive been out here. Especially to my dear friend James White. James is a returning member who is genuinely the most hardworking and most diligent person I've met. He hasn't been to church in over 40 years and from the time I've met him about 5 weeks ago he's read the Book of Mormon multiple times and hasn't missed a day of church. He's been participating in many lessons with us and has ordered us tons of gifts. But the best gift was when I got to witness from James's written, reawakened testimony of Jesus Christ and his Gospel. To know that I played a hand at reigniting his testimony has spoken volumes to me. James has proven to me that there was someone here in this reassignment that needed me. I'm glad The Lord led me to him and so many others out here.

Love ya James and here's to you getting the Aaronic Priestood shortly.

It's truly been a pleasure serving here and I couldn't have asked for a better first area. If all goes well ill be saying bye to America for the next 20 months. Insane. Korea is either doomed or about to be changed for the better. Wish me luck. 


Final Stories.

     I'll dedicate this next section to some new stories and even the conclusion of some old ones.

Let's start with the good ol' Krugs. If you remember they had gotten scammed by Fake Shelton about a month ago and it was kind of sad to see. But now it seems they have moved past it and are now trying to sell their 1970 blue Toronado. It's an old sports car that's still in good condition with all original parts. They are hoping to get some decent money from it. But they clearly don't trust themselves to sell it so they asked the Bishop if he could help them. Probably smart. But apart from that they are doing great and avoiding scams haha.

Next, you may remember the dude who was maybe going to get Cat fished by someone in Las Vegas. Well I got some news. That person was NOT real, no big surprise, and he did not get married. Well... at least not to her. Because about 2 weeks later this dude married someone in the ward. Yeah so... I guess he did get a partner in the end. I wonder how long that relationship will last.

Conclusion


K well that's it! I know it's pretty short but I'm currently writing this counting down the hours until my flight to Korea. I'll be leaving super early in the morning and will basically be traveling for a whole day. So wish me luck. Anyways love yall. Keep faith in Jesus Christ. See you all soon! 

사랑해요!!!

-Christensen 장로.

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Tate had an amazing trainer in Myrtle Creek


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They all made it to Seoul Korea after a very long flight!

So grateful-Natalie







 
 
 

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